I just may be an asshole. Today I was labeled as 'unapproachable' because my conversation can seem a little cynical, even condescending at times. My response?
Thanks!
Sarcasm was never intended to create a sense of me diminishing your intelligence. It's humor, you know? A literary technique. Well let's examine this term 'asshole.' The literal role of an anus is to provide a safe and efficient exit of harmful waste from the body. Think about it. Where would that leave you had the asshole not existed? Right. An asshole could be nothing more than a person who gets rid of all the shit produced by our society. An efficient pathway to release all of the waste of our world. If there were no assholes around to keep it real and stop the bullshit, we would all be some very miserable, and gaseous, bastards. You're Welcome!! :-)
Friday, January 22, 2010
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